Today i found out why this friend, who i thought was close to me, isnt talking to me. I apparently failed a test. ooo, by the way, this i learned from his sister coz she was asking what i had done to him. it was sooo bad that even his mum is wondering.

kati poor innocent's ((thats me)) first reaction was..oh well..thats that, one less person to worry about.

But on further reflection i start asking where he gets off testing me. i mean what right have u to test ur friends, then those really aint ur friends..they are guinea pigs! Little kinks...little parts of a chain, if u do not measure up, u are out!

Your friends are your friends because u understand them, u make allowances for them because simply put, they do the same for u. So for you to take the high road is almost ludicrus! In fact tis darn right silly.

Oh well u know the saying...dont cry for someone who wont cry for u! or is it dont waste time on someone who wont waste time on you or was it....

You know these sayings, coined at the drop of a hat.

Last nyt my sweet called me up to say he loved me. Now, u dont understand..twas sweet! the ka boi had thrown me out, grown extremely thin and generally cut all communication. So i text him sayin how i really appreciated him...this is the reply i got this morning...

And who's 4ne was that u used to text me? Eh? what is his name? How close were U to him when u were texting?

LOL..detail sweet...detail.

Hmmm...just been reminded that bloggers are "love crazy"...lol....

My weekend was interesting to say the least...

I have come to the conclusion that i should not even waste my time getting intouch with my gals..no matter what the excuse, u should at least reply me msg. I have thus decided...no loookey for no friendies!okay...obviously i will look for :D

i would like to thank Kissyfur for hanging...made me day...also made me think there;s more of me out there than i suspected..lol..just playing.

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this grandy sitting is getting a bit much. Among my biggest complaints is the fact that their doctor is the fakest! thinking all i have to do is sit in his waiting room!

My mum ammused me the other day. i hear she is tired of pretending..let the grandies ride in the equivalent of a three door FX. she is tired of loaning her car. NOw, imagine two old people squiizing into such a car...two very oooooooooolllld backs complaining ooooooooold people.

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was asking my sis about what happened to the love. the girl got a boyfriend and the rest of us can go to wherever. My consolation is that..well...this too shall come to pass :D

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the mother and sister run into a crowd of rowdy campusers (MUK). She (mother) called them tiny terrorists..lol..mbu they were acting all baaaad like the owned the world unlike the future leaders that they should be and what a shame that is. She sold them to the Dean of Students..she even wanted to know names and registration numbers for good measure!

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My cousin is sooooo excited to be on campus finally..she's cutting sleep even! She cannoooot let things pass her by! Its interesting....dont think i was that excited.

i was not going to comment on YOU ASKED. AND LIKE A HUMBLE SERVANT I DELIVERED but... so the drama!!! ((thats all im saying))

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I just think that in society/community there are people u will get and there will be people who do not get you. same applies to blogging..yes cheri, i do agree with u.

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As a result of my last post...people been asking me if i am that old. LOL...first i have no idea what that old is... but i dont think i am... and no Joshi, i am not a campuser.

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I am in need of a new pancake house..anyone know?? any one??? this week, i go with me friends to have the breakfast combo at boldwins ((used to be my fav. spot, then i dont know what happened..even my good memories are beginning to loose their luster). so anyhu..after we r done with the meal, the bill comes and its about 5k above wat we had calculated so we asked y... this is how the conversation went.

Us: excuse us, according to your menu and wat we ordered for, we should be billed 19k. How come there's this difference?
Waitress: Nanti, you ordered things and we gave you what you ordered for.
Us: yes and according to this, we are right. PLus, this isnt the first time we are odering this, so why the change?
Waitress: Nanti when u ordered we gave u the big coffee instead of the small one so that is how your bill gets to be so much.
Us: Madam, we do not know what happens in your kitchen. We do not know what size of cups to expect...we are not the ones who measure out the coffee beans, milk and sugar. how can u make us pay for your mistake.

There u have it, Ugandan service at its best, and then u say we are ready for CHOGM. ((by the way, im one of those who cannnot for the life of me pronounce that word, i have thus resorted to reffering to the event as that commonwealthy thingy))

ooo, by the way, we didnt pay...used the old manager to sort it out...so now we need a new place to go.
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i am grandy sitting!! im slowly going mad!!! first of all i think they think i am the most unfocussed grand kid ever. i do not feel shy walking around in my jammies until about 11.30 n this must freak them out. then i rush around like a headless chicken tryna get lunch ready before my mum gets home...added to which i put in very to no effort to speak ruyankole. Dont get me wrong, i do understand what they are saying, i just do not feel like having long windy conversations.

They ask for things and i have retorts ready in my head. this afternoon the grandaddy says... "tea". kati, how am i supposed to discipher that you would like to have tea brought to you and your wife from that one word? i actually felt like asking him what was wrong with "tea".but being the good christian that i am...i hooked him up but good!

Now this be a moral type qn.
Would you spend close to 15mln on a knee operation (knee replacement) for your 80 year old grandmother?

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Yesterday i was chilling with my gals and was wondering to myself if i would actually go all gaga about a guy and introduce them to him. OKay, im sure i would eventually but really... i dont see myself going for public displays and wanting people to know him and be all over him...prolly stalk the poor brother, freak him out and such....

This is how you know you are growing old....

1. You share a story with your cousin and she assures you that you were not on campus at the same time and all this time you thought you were...

2.Your younger siblings drop YOU off at midnight.

Man, i was in shock! i was sure i was going to pick up the kiddies to return to our humble home but waaaa. the kiddies dropped me off! still getting over it...

3. U start singing traditional songs and "ella ella ella" in the same breath.

4.U go to a party and have no problem standing idly by and dance very stiffly coz man, thats all u can be bothered to do.

5. U like to hang out with campusers coz their dreams r still so young and soooo unattainable,they put a smile on your face.


MMMMeeeeanwhile, i laughed my self silly last night. Apparently my grand mum and my cousin have exactly the same handbag, lol. SO i was mercilessly teasing my cousin coz man, there's like an over 55 year gap between them!
I'd first said that shows just the variety we have in UG but my sis assures me that the wierd part is the two would even pick the same bag!


Then, this morning i was thinking...if u want to call off ur wedding about 4 weeks into wedding meetings, do u return the money??? wat do u do?? anyone know????

Gosh,i so hate it when u call someone to ask for YOUR property and they act like you are soo bothering them!

I mean, i leant u the thingy in good faith and for all of that,u get ticked off and act like im bothering u????

meeeeeaaaannnwhile, in my present colors twld not be a problem identifying me in a line up. im wearing pink capri's (different shades of pink with splashes of white), an orange "Gulu Walk" Tee and a light blue jacket ((one of those most prolly found on relief workers in IDP camps)). Yeah, thats fashion 4 ya.

My recent hang out boo made me believe i should do something out of the norm so i went along with the plan. I got blazed..like seriously! I was out for the count, today was lousy. I dont know how people do this everyday!!

My resolution: No alcohol for me. Fanta still rules!!!

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Got stood up and everywhere i look theres a couple soo excited to be with each other.Gosh!

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i think i myt be acquring a new friend. I met this guy through work..okay he called me up looking for me to spend on some program and i didnt. that was about 6 months ago. Occassionally he remembers me, calls me up to say hi,u know, treat ur clients well and all that stuff.

He calls today and we yap like long lost relatives so we set a date to "get to know each other". will see how that goes.

Told BFF about it and wldnt u know it, he starts talking about how when u meet some one virtually and they are interesting, it does not naturally translate into them being interesting in person. Apparently us chicks get it wrong....lol

I agree with that (the interesting bit thing not the chick thing), i shd know, i chat a lot and usually u can tell if u wil click with someone in person or u wont.

This discussion led to the Ladder theory. In short, it stipulates that guys and chicks cannot be friends. they can be if
1.the guy is gay
2.the guy does not find you attractive
3.the guy already has some one much higher than you on the ladder.

Interesting,no?

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Had some baaaaad pork tonight. Decided to choose the easy route, get it already spiced..yeah, NOT A GOOD IDEA!! Uchumi's isnt soo bad. If u like spiice..bad baaad spice, get Shoprites. so not cool. we went on a voluntary hunger strike..lol