Tandra
Have you ever felt like you are no longer the life of the party? Like no one is actually waiting for you to turn up??? its a pretty weird feeling.. and no, just in case you are wondering, im not feeling like that. i just had one of those stray thoughts, one of those ones, when you are in a group and everyone seems to be talking over you, not really seeing that you are there.

Which reminds me. I have this group of friends which somewhat rotates, in terms of there are two constants and the other two are determined by whatever is happening. My sis jokingly told me that we had already replaced number three with a slimmer, funner, more adaptable to our plot version. Made me think of cars and phones.


Tid bits that made me smile, frown and wa'ever

1. I hear as a result of the sudden downpour, police is being hounded (through its helpline) by women demanding for sex. (wonders if resistability of police hard at work is somehow upped by their voices)
I somewhat think that this day, there was nothing Simeo (i think he's name is) had to report so he comes up with this line. (meanwhile i hear Simeo is a typical Ugandan, gives the weekly police roundup monday nights with his hands behind his head, relaxed like (havent watched).. im just hoping he aint sweating as he does his job (grins))

Also from personal experience i know police will do anything to get your number and err...hook up later.. irrespective of weather and what not... true story.

There i was innocently making my way through industrail area when i had to make an all important telephone call (something to do with drinks at party central) when i was chanced upon by the popo who didnt fall for my innocent "twasnt a celly u saw" routine. After tossing a few shillings, it became apparent they were more interested in my phone number than the dosh. More over, it was for a buddy of their who loooooves women and was currently searching. Kyoka men!

2. General kazini was sentenced to 3 years in jail..court marshal...MBU he cost the army 60mln in 2003 or there abouts for creating ghost soldiers (branches off into "toy soldiers-britney).

I think, in comparison to some other honourable members of our esteemed nation, this is a miscourage of justice. The dude only lost us 60Mln. Certain Health ministers and their buddies have cost us soooo much more and yet are living glamourous lives and have seen the inside of cells like once or twice before we conveniently forget their transgressions...but this is just me thinking....

Infact come to think about it, this CHOGM last bonanza, i suspect we lost more than that kazini dude and some peeeeeeeeps need to be held accountable. But u know what will happen..we shall have committees set up that spend mob in conference rooms, drinks, get-a-ways...deliberating...
and wont have anything to show for it, except accusing each other of recieving bribes in the process.

I swear, if any of you know how i can join these committees, lemme know! this could become my occupation.

Do you think if i actually found my local council representative, my proposal would somehow get to parliament? oba who is the lc?

3. Another reason why 'Mericans and Europeans have odd jobs. now MBU according to geneology charts Obama, Clinton and McCain are related to some famous people. Full story here.
It took about 3 years to determine this meanwhile..lots of research and possibly money.

Is anyone willing to put money into revealing the truth about some of our traditional rulers? It has been rumoured foooor fooooooooooorever that the kabaka for example is actually Lou. Im not for starting a war...so im stopping here.
Meanwhile, anyone know what happened to Prince Junju?

4.Craig David.The other day i also realised that im finally in a "fossil" category.He was doing this interview n waz asked how it felt to b back in the swing of things n he goes like ;
'its great being back, the response has been enormous..old guyz swinging n new ones just learning about me"

i was like "waiiiiiiiiiiiiit! craigy D has NEW fans? which means i b old! yay!!"

well i'd already decided that when my cuzin whose in s.5 now had no idea who babyface is

5. Last one.... some establishment i wont name..but wil do a review when i go back some time soon. This beez from my sisters account of the place, by the by. Her and the boo decided to go out for a light snack or something.

First off, this place beez one of those ones where they have fancy names for everything. Those things of fancy names like "oswolds swinger" which means "lemon and water".

I still dont understand why people will never learn! when you go to some place for the first time and they have a snack bar or something, do pass by and see whats available, it usually gives u a good idea of what to and what NOT to order.

So anyhu..so they be telling them abt jamiacan patty (i swear the guy says patty instead of patte, but who cares, right?).... i think thats the first misleading thingy so my sis is like "i'l have that"

(Had she followed my rule!!!!!)

meanwhile..price usually is an idication of wat u will get, yes? thing is like 7,500 and guess what it is?
13 Responses
  1. Anonymous Says:

    I QUIT!


  2. Anonymous Says:

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  3. Never known the police to want phone nos....and me I think it beez their wives and their neigbour's wives calling the toll free line for entertainment...I mean think about their living conditions- there must be a silver lining somewhere....

    Oh- and the news yesterday was that Kazini stole 1bln (not that it changes much but yeah....)


  4. Anonymous Says:

    okay, i've been hilariously entertained...

    jamaican patty...chicken pie perhaps? and that's a new one about the popo...

    LOL @ 'made me think of cars and phones"

    will be coming back mosdef!


  5. Anonymous Says:

    glassofsomethingstupidlookingfancy


  6. Anonymous Says:

    yes hun, craig david has new fans...you should listen to the stuff he does in his new album!


  7. Well, why did them guys waste money?
    Here's mine:

    "Everyone is related, linked by Adam an Eve."

    Seesh! :o)


  8. Anonymous Says:

    Now dear dont go calling me names, whether be they mine or not. So are you currently dating a man in uniform.

    That patty better be some marijuana.


  9. Anonymous Says:

    you gave the police men your number?! so has he called... don't know anyone dating/married/co-habiting with a policeman, progi... you will let us know, right?


  10. Anonymous Says:

    I love Templates but you are just too ahead


  11. Anonymous Says:

    @BS..
    She is just like that...
    Overly Consistent...

    @Sy
    Hehehehe

    @Tandra-licious...
    I like the way that sounds..
    About them stray thoughts...
    So who now becomes the life of the patte...
    Sorry, party!


  12. Anonymous Says:

    You should write a book, so we get that outta the way.