Spent a better part of this day listening to my friend and on many accounts i have come to the conclusion that either i dont understand him or he's communication skills suck, MAJORLY.

Here are a few prime examples:

1. He doesnt get excited about many things except liverpool and even then its not like over the hill delirious excitement. So i ask, how am i supposed to tell you are excited about anything???

2. He says words like "fine" and expects you to interprete it as supper, great! or as Im so for that!! Most of us say "fine" or "okay" and thats where it ends.

3. As a non emotional guy, he is all for marriage. As far as i know, as side from your children, marriage is the ultimate form of emotional entanglement, so if you are running away from emotions, that sure as heck aint the way to go.

4.His intepretation of spending time with madam because possibly she wants to do something he is not particularly interested in doing is : She goes and does whatever and calls me up later.

Note: calls me up not meet up.

5.His definition of dating: we meet up at some fancy restuarant and eat.
His definition of being together: "we just be".

6. Him explaining something he has said that you did not understand : either you get it or you dont.

7.His explanation for things you labour to explain: thats your romantic shit (direct qoute)

8.His explanation for not wanting to say more than 5 things to you: im a boring chap.

9.He's definition of making it work: we got a long time, no hurry, which translates into when i have time for you, we will work on it.

10. His explanation for not hanging with you, your friends and their partners: is it show off your dog day and gush how ur dog is better than any of the others??? (dog here refering to your partner).

conclusion :Akwierd.