Ugandan television will neeeeeeeeeeever cease to amuse me. So there i was minding my own bizniz when i chanced upon my favourite pass time, music videos and adverts. Todays top contenders were:
1. Kampala warriors. Dont know if thats the name of the song, apparently these guyz could not be bothered to title the song or make known their name. As per usual, the group was garbed in ganster style caps, baggy shirts and jeans and ofcos customary blingage.
what made these guyz interesting to watch was the fact that they were splashing dollars about. PLease note that this was a cheap video (characterized by white back ground and use of only one camera) done in luganda.
So i was wondering what the dollars signified. Perhaps shillings would have been more appropriate???
2.Kevin Lyttle advertisement. In usual Ugandan style kevin lyttle is being proclaimed "THE EVENT" of the year, although i hear Brick and Lace will be around as well.. err.how many Ugandans have heard their complete album??
Back to lyttle, guy looks like he could be an accountant somewhere. Ugandan muscians might consider picking a leaf. You dont have to have over grown hair, "smoke ganja", wear sun glasses at night, wear winter clothes and speak incoherently all the time to be recognised as a singer.
which brings me to:
Music presenter on Record Television. I know a show really rides on the presenter, what i dont get is how we let some people become "presenters". I would also suggest a time limit be set on how long the presenter is allowed to talk coz really anything past 1 minutes ends up being giberish as they constantly loose themselves, get the sponsors message wrong and generally show off how little they know about the topic being discussed. You'd think that as they choose the topic, they would prepare enough to carry them through..but nooo seems thats a lot of work.
Now, as if it wasnt enough that this presenter just kept digging his own grave (yeah, he passed the six feet mark some time eaaaaaaarly in the show when i wasnt even watching), he commited the ultimate sin. take a look see and u will see what i mean.
is that his babe's thingy? daughters spagety top thing? someone suggested it was a manly vest...dunnno..
1. Kampala warriors. Dont know if thats the name of the song, apparently these guyz could not be bothered to title the song or make known their name. As per usual, the group was garbed in ganster style caps, baggy shirts and jeans and ofcos customary blingage.
what made these guyz interesting to watch was the fact that they were splashing dollars about. PLease note that this was a cheap video (characterized by white back ground and use of only one camera) done in luganda.
So i was wondering what the dollars signified. Perhaps shillings would have been more appropriate???
2.Kevin Lyttle advertisement. In usual Ugandan style kevin lyttle is being proclaimed "THE EVENT" of the year, although i hear Brick and Lace will be around as well.. err.how many Ugandans have heard their complete album??
Back to lyttle, guy looks like he could be an accountant somewhere. Ugandan muscians might consider picking a leaf. You dont have to have over grown hair, "smoke ganja", wear sun glasses at night, wear winter clothes and speak incoherently all the time to be recognised as a singer.
which brings me to:
Music presenter on Record Television. I know a show really rides on the presenter, what i dont get is how we let some people become "presenters". I would also suggest a time limit be set on how long the presenter is allowed to talk coz really anything past 1 minutes ends up being giberish as they constantly loose themselves, get the sponsors message wrong and generally show off how little they know about the topic being discussed. You'd think that as they choose the topic, they would prepare enough to carry them through..but nooo seems thats a lot of work.
Now, as if it wasnt enough that this presenter just kept digging his own grave (yeah, he passed the six feet mark some time eaaaaaaarly in the show when i wasnt even watching), he commited the ultimate sin. take a look see and u will see what i mean.
is that his babe's thingy? daughters spagety top thing? someone suggested it was a manly vest...dunnno..
My poor eyes...What is that!! Absolutely evil vest.
teeheeheehee heee
LOL
Don't hate. Dude is dressed like 50 cent.
It looks weird though because it's kinda oversize on him.
Tandra, this is the new hip!!!!!
U want accountants and lawyer wannabes presenting a music show
aaaaaH?
I can't hire you at MTV obviously.
lol... oh my gooooooodness...
how could they even dare let him into the studio with that abomination of an outfit and the shades! were the studio lights too bright?!
LOL
at Sybella's
mbu the lights...
LOL!!
i warned you bout watching record tv!