For all my otherwise suspicious friends, the dentist came clean today.

Noooo...he did not confess that he kept finding faults with my teeth so we could hang and no he did not confess his undying love and devotion to me.

Apparently dude wants an introduction to the daddy. I was like "kale all these months! why werent you straight? woulda hooked u up loooooong ago!!!!" but no, dude wanted us to hang.

One of my suspicious friends had suggested that he prolly wanted something to happen between us. Kept telling her she needed to see the dentist, then she would know that would neeeeeeeeyvah work in adddition to which, dude goes to that church that serious christian marriage oriented brothers go to. when dude has said "you be the one", he dont waste time..forget the moon walk, all you will be doing is the aisle in peeeeeeeeerty white. YIKES!