Tandra
My cousin in the US graduated from High School yesterday. I made this comment in passing to a friend and she asked if we had graduated
My response: "EH!yes we did into college.dont u remember??thats y u had that long vac... a present of sorts lol

After reading someones blog (cant remember who exactly,4give me) about how they cld not cheat on Jack (thats Jack Daniels to you), i felt i should see what the big deal was about so i organised myself. No offence but that things like cough mixture gone crazy!! and i have tasted some pretty horrid cough mixtures in my time, like that mixture only the nurse knew about in high school..

Some African themed movie is on now basically revolving around birth of twins and how twas a taboo. She had to drown the babies..so sad. She's sad...lost her babies, her breasts are heavy and there's no babies to feed, her belly is empty and there's nothing to show...

Im beginning to think either i have grown up ((which i have always suspected anyhu)) or my friends have finally reached E.T.C (End of Thinking Capacity. On reflection of our conversations over the past weeks when we meet up, i can predict with clear accuracy what the topics under discussion will be:

1.So and so gave birth and they gave the kid a wierd name ( they have talked about this one gal for about 3 weeks straight).EH and then baby Andre said his first words today, cho chweeeet! boooa!

2.So and so got married, whats happening to u? My mother told me to tell y'al u are old! (boooooooooooaaaaa! we havent even touched late 20's! Plus u dont just get married, thats a life time commitment and responsibility, who wants that? U only live once, so u'd beta live rite, No Regrets!)

3.It is said that u r sleeping with so n so behind so and so's back. Is it true? (Now really, if u r listening to rumours instead of asking me yet we are apparently tites.....)

4.Eh! did u see so and so? She was looking cool in her mans car! Kyoka those people chose bulungi when they choose themselves! (now u, werent u paying attention when u ended up with ur man?)

5.Why cant i b like T? U do ur things secretly ( tis not my fault im an introvert and dont c the big deal with the bright lights of the city! Added to which my family isnt "rich n influential" so ffe we do our thing in our humble home. PLus most of the time, i do know what i WANT FROM LIFE..)

Yesterday, we waz reminiscing about our escapades this past Easter. Man, twas an akward weekend! My parents split,leaving the cool car behind and for some really wierd reason we had money...havock!okay,i expect u want to hear club hoping stories...lol. No, me too sober for club hoping but we ate like little piglets, me sis, her friend and me. Even gave ourselves in at Pizeria (stil have flashbacks)...normally wld grummble about having to go that far but..drunk lambroscoe like a problem, cooked pork til it tasted like chicken...ahhhh..((sigh)) those were the days!!

Went to rock nyt for the 1st time in 4ever! Sang the little heart out..that equates to abt 6 songs and off to home i went. When we waz leaving my sis was asking where the car was...these cute guyz offered us a ride since we cldnt find the car... These things of nyt..they mynt have been cute... Infact...guyz confuse u with caps..when they remove them, HORROR!

***there do exist cute guys...regardless....
5 Responses
  1. Savage Says:

    Firsties suckers!!

    You done gone ebonics on us.


  2. Saadiq Says:

    me i think tandra is a gyza babe..i swear u must have gone to gyza..those ebonics..

    so u had ur first taste of Jack D's?Did u know it is run thru maple wood charcoal to get that jack daniels taste?


  3. eddiie Says:

    (now u, werent u paying attention when u ended up with ur man?...thats what caught my attention.....

    kind of sad as well isn't it?i think so really.....


  4. ish Says:

    you cracked me up!! i hear "weren't you paying attention..."

    and too true, guys confuse us with their head-gear! cute guys exist? sure?


  5. Anonymous Says:

    Eeh Tand i am the one who said i don't want to cheat on Jack so yours was not a good one? maybe i should hook you up with mine. Its different i swear...