i was tagged by be silent and cheri so here go my four ( im actually tilting my head read these letters!!!)))
They be asking me things like four jobs i have had in my life, movies i love to watch, tv shows i love, places i have lived, four places i have been on vacation and four places i would rather be now.
I think these be pretty keeeeeeeeeeeewl things to ask me.. so should i tag you please adhere to the rules.
Disclaimer: author is not responsible for deviating from the plan (((grins))
FOUR JOBS I WOULD LOVE TO WORK!
1. The kewl serious looking ( hot hot hottie) babe at the bank who you dont want to disturb lest she assures you in front of the masses. Turns out she's helpful every time.
1. The kewl serious looking ( hot hot hottie) babe at the bank who you dont want to disturb lest she assures you in front of the masses. Turns out she's helpful every time.
There was this one at Nile bank... always wondered why she wasn't in top management or something. i actually did not mind making that line because of her. Unfortunately, i think she moved on to better things.
2. Peeps in the MA (Massachusetts) long before their transport system got worked out who used to dip into the transport collection fund. Imagine not monitoring all the bus route monies all day long therefore not knowing how much you have collected.
Want a coffee?? no problem.. walk into the "safe" n pick out some dollars. Now that is living.
3. really unbeliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiievably rich mans wife. Now, i know what you thinking... that isnt a job. I maintain that it is..coz man, u have to work for those dimes. PLus since its a job.... it does have a time limit, u know, so u gots to work every minute!
4. UN or one of those big-do-gooder Organization Secretary.
FOUR MOVIES I WOULD LOVE TO DIRECT
One with Tyler .. just joking. Snap! they have all been directed!!! Moving on.......
One with Tyler .. just joking. Snap! they have all been directed!!! Moving on.......
waiiit instead... FOUR PEOPLE/STEREOTYPES I WOULD WRITE OUT OF THE SCRIPT
1. the skinny people who always get stuck on sinking ships and somehow always survive. Anyone watch poseidon?
2. the world changing fire breathing gal... stereotypically tattooed, with dark hair or the other extreme is the blonde hippie called sunflower or moonbeam. Ever notice how they are always white? waiiit ... what am i saying? WHich African would be caught dead?? Now who is stereotyping?? LOL
3. Robert De niro when he aint acting true to form. He totally killed Analyze this and a bit of Star dust. Dude over cried in Analyze and somehow cant come off as floozy in Stardust.
Imagine him telling you " try getting a blood stain out of silk... NIGHTMARE!" in a gay sorta voice ... in a word.. creepy!
4. This one relates to music... this dude... actually they be two come to think of it... this candle in the wind dude, what's his name? i cannot believe i have actually forgotten! and phil collins. These things of hogging an entire cartoon sound track are uncalled for!
PLACES I WOULD LOOOVE LOOOOOVE TO LIVE OR AT LEAST VISIT
Mars... or that place they showed us on the telly. As someone once said... just how sure are we they actually been to the moon? in fact... maybe the moon should be on my list but no, everyone and their sons wanna go there.
Islamabad, Helsinki, croatia, Poland, Morocco, Luxembourg and Cuba simply coz i know next to nothing about them and i plan to keep it that way.
FOUR TV SHOWS/ SERIES I'D LOVE TO BE ON THE SET FOR
1. Idols ( all of them) Made, My own, Making the band, Dancing with the stars ((all basically the same idea))
2. Anything with Lenny Henry ( you most likely know Lenny from "Chef".. featured on WBS, i think it was some good time ago). Best british comedy eeeeeeeever.
3. Ugandan music vid making like our version of " making the video". If i find the finished product hilarious, imagine the making! Guys take themselves waaaaaaaaay to seriously.
4. Off the Menu, Weakest link, myth busters and of course those crazy magicians like Chris Angel and David Copperfield
FOUR PLACES I WOULD LIKE TO GO ON VACATION
1. My village (yes, sometimes i do actually want to go... shock! gasp!)
1. My village (yes, sometimes i do actually want to go... shock! gasp!)
2. Some place without lake flies but with like a lake.... or ocean.. No... a lake is better. Those things of getting lost at sea are unappealing.
3. Some place where it doesn't matter what (or my lack of) my accent is.
3. Some place where it doesn't matter what (or my lack of) my accent is.
4. A cosmopolitan place ((grins))
FOUR FOODS 1 WOULD KILL TO LEARN TO COOK.
1. Mexican
2. Italian
3. Jamaican
4. some Ugandan dishes.. (nanti you have to appear as if from the land, in order to catch manya Okello who wonts millet and Gilbert who wants malewa (bamboo shoots) and Jeremy who wants Luwombo. Eh women suffer!)
which reminds me, the other day i was in a taxi where this guy was just yapping a mile a minute and he was generally picking on the conductor (in retrospect, the dude was a tad annoying... anyway). The thing that struck me as funny was when they were in the thick of the argument, the passenger goes like,
"ye gwe, ova kiboga, ki ki??? nga tulabye nyo!"
(loosely translation to mean : you, do you come from kiboga or what? we have suffered a lot")
I laughed myself silly... because i remembered some "report" which stated that about 80% of all house girls come from Kiboga and thus it is generally referred to as a producer of such people...
BLOGGERS TO DO THIS QUIZ
I like the twist. Now let me go find something to pick on.
Would love to visit Cuba.
I did AI'03.
I can hook you up to be on the set of a local video shoot.Seriously.
Well thank you T... am flattered... will get to it as soon as I can.
LOL... funny post. especially the Robert De niro and phil collins comments :-D
hey T, was that nile bank gal at the ebb road branch? there was a nice one there too. i did not mind making the que. she always made it worth your while
Entebbe has lake flies, but that's certainly part of her romantic charm, isn't it? :o)
Rich man's wife is a job. Pretending you don't know about all the other women is definitely a job.
I love the twist.... Nice
I need that job with you as the Boss-LAdy Tandra...
the one in Boston MA at the transport office!
Seriously!
And chuckles at er...
"nanti you have to be from the land, or appear to be from"
Hehehe
I love your creativity.
Naye, my boyfriend’s Mom (perhaps my future mother-in-law) is settled in Kiboga. He has a plot there too.
And he has a habit of picking on conductors (read terrorising them). Tandi banga ye ye!
robert de niro, definately would love to be in the same vicinity while he works his magic...
can't imagine you accepting to go to mars... you would probably be like, is there cold smirnoff ice there... and popcorn for when i am watching my tyler perry movies? then add to that, wait, what size of tv screens do you have?... so many demands you shall make of the martians!
lol @ d whole Robert De niro thingiee.
10ks 4 stopping by.
and she goes and makes it even more...different. cusses to your creativity. pretty cool actually. ati phil and 'gay dude' hog all the cartoon soundtracks...LOL!