Tandra
1. I passed by peace's and she has an interesting interpretation of something i saw on the news yesterday. I hadnt thought about it from the angle of the peep being arrested.

Here's a brief recap (note: i actually did not start at the beginning so i was trying to figure out what was happening)

This guy (looked Somalian or Arabic) about 25 is being ruffed up by some policeman. There are about 6 other police around him and a crowd of 20 or so around. We cannot see the actual arresting policeman coz of the angle of the camera but there's a lot of dialogue going on... ( i must confess this is what i found funny)

Guy (being arrested...with oba American accent, simanyi): what you doing?

P. 1: you arl coming with us..stop stru-gooling ((like 4 other police tagging at poor chap))

Guy: thats okay. But im a citizen so you should treat me right

woman in background: eh eh! watizi happening??? ((voices mumbling,trying to explain)

Meanwhile...

P.1 : eh eh! u man! wat are u trying to do?????

Guy: i asked if you were going to lunch. 

P.1: eh u man! u are trying to bribe me!!!! me i am an officer! how do u try to bribe me??? 

((a lot of guy tagging at going on))

woman in background : eeeeeeh eh!! kyoka people can u imagine what that boi didi????

Guy: i just asked you if you were going to lunch

P.2 : how do u attempt to bribe an officer?

P.1 : Cani u see this man? he asked if i  was going to lunch and then he gave me 20,000 shs. whatiz wrong with u??? we are going to the station.. come we go!! ((roughly pushes guy))

suddenly Mummy Guy arrives (( has a ka accent as well)) : leave my son alone. He didn't know. dont take him down to the station

woman in background: kati oyo  ki ki????
 
P.3: yo  maamma.. your son is being taken to the station. he has attempted to bribe policeman!

Mummy abt to waiiiiiil: leave my son!!

Guy: Mum. wat is it u want? leave me to go ((accent has faded by now)) lemme just give her the keys to the car then we can go....

woman in background: watizi happeningi banange????
 
QN: why was the NTV news crew on hand??????? Poor lightie targeted by the popo!!!


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2. Was watching "who we are".. ((yeah i was over watching serious programs, sue me) and they were talking to the abayudaya or Ugandan jews, pretty small sect who follow Jewism and more importantly only the Old testament. 

Interesting stuff, they even speak hebrew or yiddish or is it jewish? (LOL). *

Fun aside, the one thing i thought was hillarious if not a bit far fetched was in relation to the meats they are not allowed to eat...something that sets them apart from "normal christians" and muslims.

i hear they do not eat pork (ok) , rabbit ( ooo.. okay not shelf ready but available, okay)... then get this... CAMEL

qn: we are we going to find one in Buganda?????? i mean,if we were tempted to eat one, u know, in rebellion...just as u know a BBQ of sorts.. just asking....

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3. Things happen every so often to remind you that christians, just like anyone else, are just people at the end of the day. The only problem is that the 'moral" bar is much higher and so you are judged harshly and sometimes your actions have impacts of peoples faith. 

wont tell sob story, somewhat similar to cheri's only with some cell leader (bible study leader person) looting the boi. 


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4. I went to the beach last friday. Yes i went, despite the promises of rain to come, i mean, who trusts the meteorology office anyway???? 

meanwhile i understand their roof leaks... that should tell us something, dont you think?

What was my point? Ooo yes... idling along i landed on a 10k note in the sand. tis the first time i have ever landed on money.

Someone jokingly suggested that some person had dropped it  on their way outa the lake ((LOL))


*****certain belief that through witchcraft you can visit the gods under the water and ask for whatever u desire. Details are a bit sketchy though....
**** googled the language jews speak.. apparently depends on where they live so its either Yiddish or hebrew.
8 Responses
  1. Anonymous Says:

    iI am here IE notwithstanding.


  2. Tandra Says:

    lol stop hating 3!!! we have survived thus far, havent we??


  3. Anonymous Says:

    Serious Tandralicious be scaring the ish out of me.

    Love her if i did not know the previous one.

    I am interested in that money lake story. Is that the subject for another post?


  4. Anonymous Says:

    Again
    i have no take...
    except about that mutwalo story...
    it seems distinctly familiar...

    Hmmn!


  5. Tamzel Says:

    I am intrigued by that one about the cell leader.


  6. Carlo Says:

    LOL money from the lake. It was real funny I actually laughed out loud!


  7. Anonymous Says:

    i dont kno abt the met station, but as 4 the radio stations throwing us bollocks of "50% chance of rain today" i protest loudly


  8. Anonymous Says:

    Lol...the metoelogy office of just a decorative thing there..

    Lol... but gwe, Who eats camel? Even if it's "illegal"?